What will the heroes in Dota 2 do if they step out in real life?

Without The International 2020, heroes also have no income. So what will the heroes in Dota 2 do in real life?

The TI final should have happened last Sunday. But due to TI10 delay, all heroes are idle. Maybe, if it were real life, they’d have to go look for a job. So how will heroes make a living in real life?

Anti-Mage: Theory of Orthogonality

The Anti-Mage has a traumatic past of watching his clan, the priests of Turstarkuri, be slaughtered by the Legion of the Dead God until no one was left alive, except himself. The Last Survivor vows to destroy the Legion and erase all magic. As the hero’s name suggests, this is his sole goal: to erase all magic! He pursued this destiny for many years, trying to destroy magic. Anti-Mage’s mind was completely haunted with never-ending hatred and ambition for revenge.

But what would he do in a world without magic, like Earth? He would continue to hunt but find no success, then go everywhere imagining everyone had magic, and slowly go insane. He’s now a conspiracy theorist, randomly denouncing someone he believes to be magical. He also believes the Earth is flat, due to spending 94,829 years in Dota 2, where he only moved back and forth between two Ancients.

Ax: Executioner

Ax initially tried to make money as a woodcutter, but no matter how strong he was, he still cut trees by himself. Ax refuses to cooperate with others because he believes that “a one-man army is by far the best”. Ax also refused to use cutting-edge technology to cut trees, and his career quickly disappeared after Timbersaw founded his own logging company. Timbersaw can get the job done 10 times faster thanks to cutting edge saw blades and equipment.

Ax the woodcutter was in a tragic situation and had to choose another career path. Because he did not want to give up his beloved ax, he became a participant in the execution with the title of executioner.

Brewmaster: Expert Brewing

This guy brews his own beer and gets drunk all day, what else do you expect?

Earth Spirit: famous soccer striker

If you’ve ever encountered a talented Earth Spirit in pubs, you know how good this hero is at shooting (anything can be shot). Earth Spirit also tried to do the same with real people on Earth, but quickly realized the better option. He joined a famous football club team and won the Champions League several years in a row.

Meepo: Cashier

Meepo works as a cashier at a convenience store. Although he doesn’t like this job, he has extra income from robbing cashiers, and then robbing customers.

Pudge: Butcher

Pudge is happy that he can continue to cut meat and get paid in our world too. He opened a butcher shop in a small town and was quite successful. While it looks scary and a bit weird, people love Pudge’s products. There is no butcher with delicious and cheap meat like you!

Rumor has it that the source of the meat he gets is from the Dota world and some of it comes from the heroes that lay down in the pubs we play every day. Since no one knew about that terrible truth, people still stopped by the small shop and bought steak called Centaur Warrunner.

Queen of Pain: Tax Accountant

Akasha likes to do one thing: make someone suffer. And what profession in the world do people suffer the most? That is to go to the tax office and sit down to consider the amount of tax to pay. The Queen of Pain is very happy to enjoy the feeling of sitting and watching others suffer because they have to take out their wallets.

Riki: Unemployed

Unfortunately, Riki has been unemployed since coming to Earth. He submitted many applications and was called for an interview. However, the personnel conducting the interview couldn’t see Riki because he was always invisible, so they also thought that he refused to come for the interview.

Shadow Shaman: Mobile food shop

Shadow Shaman uses his hex skill to turn people into chickens. He discovered that his skills still worked well on Earth, so the next step was to hex the people he didn’t like and open a mobile chicken shop (Could it be that KFC was founded by him?).

Snapfire: Bakery Owner and Money Launderer

Snapfire does two jobs. In the morning, he opened a small bakery selling cookies, which was very popular with the children in the neighborhood. However, she did not earn enough money to raise her beloved dragon Mortimer, so Snapfire also engaged in illegal money laundering.

Chen: Cult leader

In Dota, Chen begins his life in a desert tribe, fighting every day to survive. Unfortunately, Chen’s clan was massacred by the rival faction. Chen was spared life and joined a new religion, praying for the god Obelis.

The Holy Knight continues his mission on Earth and convinces people to worship Obelis. He hand-wrote leaflets to distribute because he didn’t know copiers existed, then knocked door-to-door to preach about the lord and savior Obelis.

Clinkz: Guest talkshow

Clinkz, Bone Fletcher, is constantly a regular guest on talk shows to share her story. Clinkz was once an ordinary archer, a very good shot and loyal to his king. But the Maraxiform Fruit of Evil emerged from the sixth hell to invade the kingdom, forcing the king to cast an unbreakable spell. Whoever kills the devil will be granted immortality.

Our hero Clinkz is unaware of this magic and defies Maraxiform. At the gates of hell, Clinkz destroys Maraxiform with his final arrow and hellfire spreads out. The black lava exploded and ignited Clinktz the moment the demon was slain. The spell activates and Clinkz becomes immortal – despite being burned alive.

With a sad and terrible tragedy, Clinkz joined talkshow after talk show just to tell about his life journey.

Disruptor: Babysitter teacher

Disruptor sees a potential future in babysitting. He can tie it up with Kinetic Field so the kids can’t run around. In the event that one escapes surveillance and runs away, the hero can glimpse it again. Rumor has it that Disruptor sometimes electrocutes harassing children with Thunder Strike, but Disruptor denies the allegation.

Oracle: Winning the lottery as usual

Oracle took advantage of his ability to see the future and bought the right number that won several times from Vietlot, now he is a billionaire.

Morphling: Model

With the ability to change shape at will, Morphling encroached on the beauty industry. Morphling is widely followed on Instagram and is a model cover photo. Unfortunately, Morphling’s YouTube beauty channel is not very successful when it comes to beauty tutorials as follows: “Hello everyone, welcome to my channel. To get into a shape like me, press R, your ultimate. Thank you all for watching, see you next time!”

Spirit Breaker: taxi driver

WePlay! invented the taxi clip of Spirit Breaker and Lifestealer. And that could become a reality in the human world.

However, the Spirit Breaker is not the driver you usually sit next to: because the Spirit Breaker moves by teleporting between spaces to go faster, that can cause guests to experience extreme motion sickness. However, Spirit Breaker could lead Elon Musk’s research team in the SpaceX program to find a way to travel between space.

Techies: Wanted

Squee, Spleen and Spoon, three Techies, started their careers in the entertainment industry and took on fire effects in action movies. The most hated hero of this Dota is also gradually being hated by his colleagues. Stars and associates can’t stand it, even Christian Bale: “No one likes Techies elders. Get out now!!” Techies were ‘triggered’ and quickly bombed Hollywood. Now, this trio is on the run as they are nationally wanted for their actions.

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